Occam’s Balloon

A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.

Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.

by Halak Qz April 1, 2025

water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

*doing guess my bath*
*Ethan does the condom challenge*
Grayson"oh it's a water balloon thing guy*

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

balloon bimbo

A male freind which is seen as a tomboy by his male dominated freinds group.

Kyle, you're such a balloon bimbo! Want to sleep over at my place?

by memememegumin April 19, 2022

hot air balloon

While your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scrotum from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.

Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.

After busting a nut in that slut's gash, I got on all fours and told her to lick my balls from behind. As she was doing it, I gave her a hot air balloon.

by Stinky Elephant October 8, 2014

I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.

The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024

Ohio Water balloon

an Ohio Water balloon is when you are having anal sex and decide to take a piss before or after finishing.

sally told her boyfriend they could do anal and he decided because she was cheating on his ass that he would just give her an Ohio water balloon and bounce.

by shakazulu720 December 19, 2020

Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024