Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.
I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress
by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018
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Balloon bootay

A booty is so fake you can pop it.
Her balloon bootay is cheap she got it from tesco.
by Sassy emoji October 24, 2015
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Bogota balloon animal

The act of pumping air into a penis pinching it off and sprinkling cocaine at the tip and blowing it into someone’s face
After she gave me a Portuguese snow blower so I was inclined to give her a bogota balloon animal it was the gentlemanly thing to do
by Pedro pissant July 04, 2024
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man balloon

a man balloon is another name for a condom
he left his man balloon laying in the middle of the floor
by edgyeddy1405 November 04, 2021
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Saudi Arabian balloon animal

Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.
I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.
by The Saudi price June 29, 2021
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Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.
My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.
by Jussthefax May 19, 2021
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Thirst Balloon

The inflated ego a presumably attractive woman receives from thirsty dudes who follow her on social media.
Omg did you see how many likes Stacy got on that picture with the low cut shirt? Her thirst balloon is so inflated right now.
by Jasperlover435 March 31, 2016
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