Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*
Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*
Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere September 1, 2019
A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.
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by Thomas Pepperidge Farm January 9, 2017
Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
by LyricalWordsmith420 April 2, 2018
Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.
by LyricalWordsmith420 April 2, 2018
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