Butter Bag

Ingredients:

1/2 stick butter
One quart sandwich bag

Place 1/2 stick butter in bag...Place bag in microwave...heat to preference (recommend no more than 25 seconds).

Masturbate using butter bag.

Evan always ran back to the butter bag when his retarded, underage girlfriend was taken away by her parents.

by Stanky Mustache July 30, 2010

butter bird

when one applies shay butter to a males penis with its mouth

Big Bird had such bad chaffing, Jerry gave him a butter bird to relieve the pain.

by DP201092 November 8, 2010

butter-head

a chick with a fine ass body but an ugly head

im so horny id fuck a butter-head!
everthing on that girl is sexy but her head

by gweedo July 4, 2003

Butter-Roaches

A tub of butter with roaches in it.

Hired to clean up a crack house, we found butter-roaches in the bathroom.

Yo niggaz you got some butter-roaches up in hur.

by matt kthx September 19, 2006

butter bean

aaron clements (he has a small penis, i hate him)

hes so fat that aaron, damn butter bean!

by anon March 29, 2005

Butter Nipple

when you can see pretty much everything but-her-nipple.

Did you see that girl's butter nipple? Her shirt was undone so far you could see everything but her nipple.

by Shaun Taylor! December 18, 2009

Butter Fucking Fingers

A common disorder that is more severe than just regular butter fingers. This disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object impossible. This is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to fuck butter. Butter is no longer on the fingers like butter fingers but it is now being fucked by the fingers. Thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.

Tom: "Woody how can you not be able to pick up that damn box!?"

Woody: "I have butter fucking fingers sir!"

Tom: "Oh I understand now."

by Kai V October 5, 2009