Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.

I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.

by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025

mini-copper blunt

a very skinny blunt

im finna roll this mini cooper and blaze this cuz

by yayosniff February 23, 2004

Dryer blunt

When you roll up a dryer lint blunt in dryer sheets and smoke it.

I'm gonna get higher than a motherfucker on my moms dryer blunt tonight with all my homies

by Thedryerlintbluntsmoker June 7, 2016

Fade a blunt

Literal same definition as “Face a Blunt”

Fade a blunt - “Bro, Let’s fade this blunt

by Americanlunch September 19, 2021

Blunt Force Trauma

An injury that's severe

A Stoner, Jedi and Surgeon walked into a bar.

They caused Blunt Force Trauma

by anonymous December 18, 2024

blunt and chill

When someone wants you to smoke and get high with them , with the intention on having sex

I asked Mike to blunt and chill but he couldn't sneak out

by CCUQ June 21, 2016

sacrifice blunt

when you sacrifice all your roachies for one blunt

Stoner 1: Yo you want me to toss this roachie?
Stoner 2: Nah, lemme save that for my sacrifice blunt

by realbitch28 July 7, 2025