Ben Simmons

A 6'11" bum who averages less than 5 PPG and a future point guard for the Shanghai Sharks.

The 76ers needs to trade Ben Simmons.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 14, 2021

gay ben

Gay Ben (born November 3, 1962) is the co-founder and managing director of video game development and online distribution company Valve Corporation.

Gay Ben: "Hopefully it has been worth the weight."

by stop123123123 January 8, 2012

ben drowned

A BADASS creepypasta. Has hipster tendencies but will beat your ass at a video game. Afraid of water and features in graphic jeffxben yaoi. Haunts a majoras mask cartridge. Created by youtube user Jadusable in 2009. You shouldn't have done that.

"Hey look at him go!"
"Yeah hes such a BEN drowned, he completed GTA V in less than a week"
"Wait does he have blood coming from his ey-"
*dead*

by RiseLikeAPhoenix October 14, 2013

Ben woodward

Child with small willy

That guy over there is a ben woodward

by Paploe August 31, 2019

ben winston

A man who directs One Direction music videos and sucks at his job. He tends to steal ideas from other people and pass them off as his own. He's like a bad zit, not matter how you try to get it to go away, it never leaves.

Ben Winston needs to stop doing whatever it is he is doing.

by Emg16 February 21, 2015

cardboard ben

cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.

“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”

“who?”

“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”

by joe’s perm March 3, 2019

ben hardy

one of the most gorgeous, intelligent, amazing people in the world. is so fit with long hair. needs to slide into my dms asap.

friend: oh my god look at this boy he’s so fit.
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘

by borhap March 12, 2019