best i ever had

the best song ever its a great song i listen to it everyday i prefer the clean version

clean: u the u the best

dirty: u the fucking best

dirty dont flow as good

lizzie: i love the song best i ever had

by xxgirlxx August 1, 2009

bestiality

when Tom Green humped a dead moose

Sick bastard

by j March 13, 2004

Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009

Best I've ever had

sexual, as in the best sex you have ever had. Usually said when describing the love of your life, or to their face.

" That grunge kid was the best I've ever had."

" You're the best I've ever had, babe."

by Starchiiild Nirvana July 27, 2009

beasties

A scottish word for insects, creepy crawlies

"I do like camping but there are just too many beasties for me to fully enjoy myself".

by winstonmaiow December 17, 2006

Bastich

Bastard, in the mode of DC's Lobo bounty hunter, Lobo.

"Fuggin' bastiches! I'll gut ya!"

by Hearts December 6, 2004

a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous December 12, 2006