a tool that was raised in many places. usually lies about the most random things to seem like he is cool, when in all reality, he is a faggot. self acclaimed "d1 prospect"
Ex 1: "Hey where is brandon from?"
"He is from New orleans, mexico, los angeles, and compton."
Ex 2: "Dude i got 6 kegs lets throw a party"
"you're such a brandon"
"He is from New orleans, mexico, los angeles, and compton."
Ex 2: "Dude i got 6 kegs lets throw a party"
"you're such a brandon"
by joe blow 699 March 31, 2009
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Often referred to as a Bad B M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.
Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.
by Jimbo Smegma December 9, 2008
Get the Brandon mug.someone nore human nor animal, but mostly known of as being alian. "it" is 90% teeth and mostly 10% smile. Be careful when around, because they are known for texting starting small fires in local grandmother thrifty stores and all medium siz good wills.
by Jakob the Liar December 25, 2007
Get the Brandon mug.An guy who is generally considered to be an asshole. He probably has messed up teeth and looks as if he has fetal alcohol syndrome. He enjoys lying and causing a lot of unnecessary drama in people's lives. He hangs out with friends who are either fat or pussy virgins so he can feel like a bad ass.
Girl 1: "Wow, whats wrong with that guy's face?"
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."
Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."
Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."
by onepointfive December 8, 2010
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Get the Let's go Brandon mug.God damn I wish my boy was like B-mitch he's sexy as fuck, a great kisser and he treats his girl amazingly. ;
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by Olivia Pony April 10, 2008
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