awkard turtle

Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!

You: Hay <insert his or her name>
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle

by Mothkilla March 6, 2009

awkward salmon

Originated in the Hudson Valley, New York.

The akward salmon is another member of the awkward animal clan. It is probably one of the funniest ones out there.

During an akward silence, it works just like the awkward turtle to relieve tension.

You put one hand flat and then slap the other hand onto the flat one alternating back-front-back-front etc, to look like a fish slapping on the floor of a boat.

The sound is the best part.

So...last night I walked into my grandma and grandpa gettin' frisky.

...silence...

Uhh....AWKWARD SALMON *slapslapslapslapslapslap*

by The Awkward Expert December 18, 2007

Awkward Hunch

In an awkward situation, this is a position one makes by putting his/her head down while the mouth is closed and the lips are crunched together firmly. This position is quick and easy and works well in any situation whether it be just a little awkward or really awkward.

Example #1 - (Ryan and Stephanie run into each other in the grocery store line)
Ryan - "Hey how have you been?"
Stephanie - "Great! you?"
Ryan - "Oh good we should hang out sometime."
Stephanie - "Yeah I know it's been a while i'll call you sometime"
Ryan - "Sounds good!"
(5 seconds of silence)
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

Example #2 - (Ryan has dinner with his friend James, James's parents, and James's girlfriend Stephanie)

James - "So I found out Ryan slept with Stephanie, isn't that good to know everyone?!?
Parents - *Shocked faces*
Stephanie - *Argues back*
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

by AlexG0773 December 21, 2008

awkwarfied

adj. The state of being subjected to awkwardness.

"Having her telling him about her ex awkwarfied the conversation."

by Admittably awkward February 24, 2009

awkwardity

In simple terms, awkwardity is a way of saying awkwardness that rolls off the tongue easier. In specific terms, Awkwardity is a noun describing an awkward situation or a state of awkwardness common in young adults and/or generalized in early adolescence especially among geeks and nerds trying to impress the opposite sex. However this term can be generalized to any awkward situation.

When He saw his ex, the room became suddenly thick with awkwardity .

Dude my freshman year in high school was full of awkwardity .

by redddog March 13, 2009

awkward toes

The movement one makes when they are nervous, impatient, or in an awkward situation. The movement involves the person rocking on their feet (up onto there toes and back) usually with there hands held behind their back.

Joe- So I was talking to some people at the party and all of the sudden the group just stopped talking.
Billy- Awkward silence aye?
Joe- You bet. I instantly got awkward toes

Hannah had awkward toes while she was waiting for a '+' or a '-' sign to appear on the test.

by WhoeverYouWantMeTaBe! May 19, 2009

awkin

beyond hawking or stinking. Ungodly funky. terrible smell

1. Dude will you quit that stupid shower bet already? You are simply awkin!!!

2. I gotta clean out the fridge. somethin is awkin in there.

by gk339 June 13, 2009