Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008

Average Basher

An averagely attractive member of the opposite sex.

Look at her, she's just an average basher.

by Randompeg October 16, 2008

advertog

A blog which is a blatant advert for the author

That blog is obviously just an advert. It is an advertog.

by cz2000cz December 6, 2010

Advertain

The act of advertising an event (mostly movies, Plays/musicals, ect), in such a random manner, it grabs the attention of &/or seems entertaining to the general public.

He's trying so hard to advertain the entire school to see Anything Goes this april. We haven't even finished auditions yet.

by J-Kenn January 17, 2011

advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014

adverteasement

When an ad won't go away when you hit the X button, or it makes you wait 5 seconds.

YouTube is so annoying, with all the adverteasements

and stuff.

by thepotatoofgold May 3, 2014

advertrolling

Garnering attention for a product or service by trolling the politically correct public for reactionary outrage.

Example: Amazon launched a highly successful advertrolling campaign for "Man in the High Tower" on November 24, 2015, when it plastered a New York City subway with Nazi symbolism. The offensive symbolism was promptly removed in response to public outcry, as was expected, but not before the show, which paints a grim picture of an alternate reality in which the Axis powers had won WWII, had received a great deal of attention.

See also: trolling advertising PC butthurt outrage consumerism reactionary marketing

by SomeHamster February 27, 2016