August 23rd

No definition, I just really fucking hate August 23rd for no reason at all.

“Man… I really fucking hate August 23rd”

by Krinklewastaken August 12, 2023

august 15

August 15 it's the day when the loveliest couple was formed

Anna: It's august 15
Emma: so?
Anna: Today I celebrate 3 years of relationship!!

by damian6996 August 14, 2023

August 15

National 'get drunk and have sex with your friend' day <3

x: hey wanna drink smth tonight?
y: oh no it's august 15 i know u wanna fuck me dumbass

by bluescreenbl August 14, 2023

August 17

National surprise the opposite sex day

Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt

Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th

by Anonymous6926 November 22, 2021

August 22nd

The day 2 absolute idiots got together after being awkward with eachother for a month straight

‘WHAT. EVEN SRE WE’
‘I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU TELL ME’
‘I SONT KNOW’

‘I DONT KNOW EITHER’
……
- august 22nd 2021

by aylinis December 5, 2021

august 4

the day two girls got together for the second time

person a : what day is it?
person b : its august 4, Jack and jill got back together

by emilia burnett October 20, 2019

august 51

when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20

on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all

by patcat November 5, 2019