August 26th

National send a nude to your boyfriend day.

Boyfriend - Oh it’s August 26th baby, do you know what that means?

Girlfriend - no?

Boyfriend - It national send nudes to your boyfriend day, so you know what that means.

Girlfriend - Oh ok sounds like a blast

by Yodasrsn August 26, 2021

august 6

national embarrass ellie day!!!!

girl: why is ellie on your story?

girl 2: it’s august 6th, national embarrass ellie day today!

girl: oh yah thanks for reminding me

ellie: oh great...

by ksianwbwjwiwj May 21, 2019

august 1st 2008

Chances you are lezbian or bisexual. Good luck trying to yell your parents.

My birthday is August 1st 2008.

by I have no idea of what to do r November 9, 2019

august 28th

the international spice smoking day.

hay its august 28th, can you believe the whole world will be smoking today.

by Mr Ling July 19, 2010

August 20th

THIS WAS THE DAY THE MOST FINE ASS MF BOY HANDSOME CUTE NOOB SELF WAS BORN HE'S MY BABY BOY I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Taytay FARTED IN MY MOUTH :(((((( August 20th

by i'm hes May 25, 2021

august 6

some dumb bitch named isabels birthday

“what’s today?”
“august 6th, some dumb bitches birthday”

by dumb bitch lilian October 18, 2019

August 3rd

If you were born on August 3rd you are a Russian bastard.

Hey what is Smirnoff ‘s birthday?
Obviously it’s august 3rd he is a Russian dirtbag.

by Russian Enthusiast November 3, 2019