sneaky Asian

One who outwits his friends in matters of payment. Inspired by the Asian tradition of fighting for the bill at the end of the meal. Those who loose the fight sometimes retaliate by sneaking money into the winner's wallet, glove compartment, etc.

Most often used as a verb.

As you're doing the bill tug-o-war: "Don't try to pull that !@&$% that with me; you know I'm just going to sneaky Asian you later."

Oh man, he tried to pay for dinner but we totally sneaky Asianed him.

by Pei Liao May 16, 2006

asian prostitute

daniel w.

a person who performs sexual acts for money and or saki who happens to be asian.

man, daniel w. (the asian prostitute) said i owed him 5 dowas (dollars)

by topamonster May 3, 2005

Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

asian skinny

When a girl is skinny not because she works out but because she doesn't eat much. Genetics may also be a factor.

Look at that chick, she's paper thin. She's asian skinny.

by darkvalour February 9, 2009

Asian Blindfold

A piece of Dental Floss.

Kevin Yen thought we lost power when I blind folded him with dental floss.

by The Puerto Rican Jew April 28, 2005

Asian eyes

When there is a guy who is not asian, but his eyes do look asian.

“That nigga Jimmy has asian eyes” -Nick
“Yeah he looks like he eats cats” -AJ

by alsx28 October 11, 2018

asian wood

similer too a white mans wood only a lot smaller

bloody hell barry your penis is tiny,what you got asian wood?

by antonyarthur January 3, 2009