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America

(1) A democratic country in North America composed of 50 states and three branches of government the Legislative, Executive and Judicial.

(2) a place everyone hates for being "ignorant" fat, stupid ass holes that just eat KFC and watch TV all day when they haven't even been here and think all Americans are alike by making judgments of us from what they see on TV.

(3) A place that every other country goes to for help for everything from protection to natural disaster relief (i.e. Pakistan right now with their floods) then say how much they hate Americans.

(4) The country that pretty much made or improved every invention used in modern society (i.e. electricity, airplanes, radio, cell phones, and even sliced bread)
Its always the best that's hated the most...your welcome world
by yesimamerican August 18, 2010
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The All American Rejects

A very good band that most guys don't apperciate b/c their girlfriends are too busy drooling over the hot ass lead singer/bassist Tyson Ritter and guitarist Nick Wheeler and their jelous b/c there's no way in hell that someone could look as hot as these two guys. Best song by them would have to be the Cigarette Song. So all of you need to shut the hell up and take some time and really listen to them cause they're kick ass.
The All American Rejects roxers ur boxers!
by AARgeek January 22, 2004
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Filipino American

A term used to describe an American citizen who is either from the Philippines, someone who's ancestors are from the Philippines. Some are dual citizens, others are either permanent resident or citizens only of the United States. A true Filipino American has learned to love both the Philippines and the U.S., embracing their heritage but taking pride in being an American. Other stupid pricks that decide to bash on one country or another any chance they get are not considered Filipino Americans, they are called assholes. Others discriminate against Filipino Americans because of the stereotypes that surround them, but they can go fuck themselves.
Asshole: Man I hate the Philippines and America.

Filipino American: You are a piece of shit and no one will ever love you, ever.

Asshole: (Heart attack) OWWW!!!! (Death)
by pacmanawesomepants December 23, 2009
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american university

Medium-sized urban private university in Washington, DC that is made up of SJWs, smelly hipsters, hot sorority girls, stoners, great minds, annoying political wonks, and frat stars that punch cops and get charged $250,000 for 110 counts of underage drinking.
"Wow! American University is such a lame school!"
"You're wrong. AU is the hot, fun, and wild one of the DC Three."
by anaisradical July 31, 2016
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The Full American

When a guy fucks a girl on top of an American flag while holding a shotgun and drinking a beer, then finishes on her face while making the majestic screeching noises of a bald eagle.
"How was it man?"
"Dude, I gave her 'The Full American'"
"DAAAAAAAMN"
by totally not steve August 11, 2014
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American Cotton Pickers

A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.
Do you happen to know if The History Channel is going to air American Cotton Pickers?
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
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America

A country with several pros and cons, often bashed by pseudo-intellectual teenagers on urbandictionary.com not realizing that urbandictionary is American. While the usa certainly has many flaws and shortcomings, presenting the country in black and white (eg:fat stupid lazy, etc) is nothing more than the ravings of dumbass teenager. The truth is that all countries have there upsides and downsides however being the most influential often means being the most bashed. It's funny how idiots claim that Americans stereotype when they themselves stereotype Americans.
Idiot teenager: I HATE AMERICA THEY ARE ALL STOOOOOPID AND FAT.

Common sense: If you hate America so much why do you watch AMerican movies, Tv, listen to American music and buy AMerican products. .......... AND WHY DO YOU USE AMERICAN WEBSITES?
by Femhypocrite September 12, 2011
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