wife's a beach

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

by saggynutbag April 28, 2012

Myrtel Beach

Sexual term: When the catcher male or female takes a moneyshot in the mouth while listening to a sea shell, giving the illusion of tasting and hearing the ocean

It was just like being back at the beach when Tom gave me that Myrtel Beach last night, Jane said.

by VossMan January 16, 2010

beach scaramouche

better version of scaramouche from gayshin impact

someone: posts beach scaramouche
pea: ong so hot

by shartmaster09 September 9, 2021

blizzard beach

when a beach is totally covered in snow, on top of the sand...

South Beach, Staten Island, NY,
is a blizzard beach...look at all the snow, can't see any sand, it's all covered in snow...kewl!

by blthrskt April 28, 2009

Hapuna beach

Most beautiful beach on da big island

Koa- "ho where u stay?"
kaulu- "hapuna beach brah"
koa- "das priiiiimmmee"

by Bigislandroots November 23, 2009

Snow beach

A icy or snowy shore, especially by the ocean.

John: Wanna go to Antarctica for vacation?
Rob: Why? Wanna go to a snow beach?

by ᕕ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)ᕗ May 18, 2021

ewa beach

a place where theres alot of scrubs you walk around and all the boys have the same haircut and same ( filty shirts) on, like stop filipinos just go bacl to your cultures black dog eaters

person 1: hey you want to go to ewa beach/gay ?

person2: hell no my dog is gonna get eaten by all those damn filipenis just because my dog is black
person1: its ok we’ll stay by the samoans

person2: yea because thats better theyll make him into dog stew.

by BIGPPLOL March 26, 2019