Apex Miracle

An Apex Miracle is the weird situation of getting really good and winnable matches in Apex Legends upon playing within a limited amount of time. (For instance, you need to go to a party in like 1 hour and got time for like 2 games)

Playing with nearly unlimited time on the other hand will let you end up in matches with weird behaving teammates and unfairly strong oponents.

P1: *arriving at friends house*
P2: Hey man, how are you doing?
P1: Nice man, at home i just got an Apex Miracle!

by Tsoddy April 5, 2022

Apex breadator

The person who is always chasing the bag and earns more money than anybody else. The breadwinner.

I earned more money than everybody else in sales this year. I'm the apex breadator of the sales department.

by Dreamscape009 July 6, 2022

Apex Redditor

The person that spends all of their free time on Reddit and earns the most gold or platinum. They are the top of the Reddit food chain.

Thanks for the gold/platinum! You can call me the apex redditor.

by Dreamscape009 July 6, 2022

aperest

When a nigger is wrangled by law enforcement for engaging in their typical criminig behavior

Sambo T. Washington was placed under aperest for charges of beating and raping an elderly Asian woman.

by Blakk Jeebus n sheeeeit December 1, 2022

Apelino

A greek ancient god, god of the fruit and food. He was able to transform into a apple as a gift from Zeus for his years of loyal work. His grave is found in new york. The fruit apple is named after him.

We thank Apelino for the food he brought us.

by Underrated greek gods April 7, 2023

Sexy Apes

A large fat man who sells sex tapes. Commonly found smoking weed or singing in loudly in the back of the class.

Ella: “What is that large creature

Abby: “Sexy Apes”

by Addy Smith January 28, 2020

Apebrain

A person who behaves like a jackass, makes things harder for themselves, and makes all arround bad choices in life. When someone has the brain of a small primate, not even a big one.

Nice apebrain u fking tard!! U did that all wrong.

by Mr ape123 December 9, 2009