United States of America

A country with citizens who take themselves and their country way too seriously.

Most people will agree that a country is only a symbol and that what it entitles is its population. And what is "population"? A group of diverse human beings.
What makes the United States different from Belgium? Very little. Its policies and laws may be slightly different, and some cultural and traditional aspects are obviously original to each country.
But apart from that, very little seperates them both. Or from any other country for that matter. Our needs and desires are the same.

So why on Earth are so many people debating the topic?!? Many Americans seem to puff themselves up by imagining that the whole world despises them and is continuously plotting either against them, or at least thinking evil thoughts about them.
Think. Again.
I've lived in Asia, Europe and the US. My father is African and my mother European, and I grew up in a French system. I've been surrounded by different people from different cultures since birth.

I can promise you: we aren't continuously fretting about Americans.The only time we really discuss them is when we read the paper or watch TV, ie through the media, and we only really ponder the effects the government's ideas will have on other countries. There isn't any American-bashing.

Therefore please stop victimizing your nation or yourselves. Nobody (in the Western world, in any case) really, sincerely, cares.
US citizen: Why does the whole world hate the United States of America? We haven't done anything wrong!
European: Umm... no. Not the whole world. The only European you'll find bashing the States is an immature adolescent who needs to sound clever by hating some political figure, and doesn't read the paper so picks the only country he/she knows a little about.
by Rousseau October 02, 2006
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Boy Scouts Of America

Slightly right wing yes, but also a great organization. Since my parents werent big campers, I joined Boy Scouts to learn to camp, backpack etc. It has taught me important life skills. The Boy Scouts have reputation for being freaks which is partially true, there are some oddballs. We are not overly religious
by will May 07, 2005
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the united states of america

A country that every other country begs for help because they are falling apart, we help them out of the the goodness of our hearts but the moment something that goes wrong its our fucking fault and were made the villian.
other country " oh help us help us!!!!!!"
the united states of america "sure of course"
other country " WTF!!!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU FUCKING AMERICAN SLOB"
the united states of america " really, because you didnt feel this way when we were bailing your asses out"
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The United States of America

The best country in human history and for all you know, the best country in the history of the universe.
Q: Has there ever been a country better than The United States of America?

A: No.
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Gob Less America

"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.

It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.

Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
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the united states of america

A federation of heavily tied states that was invented by a group of people known as "the founding fathers" for the purpose of evading taxes with the goal of "Manifest destiny". Similar to the nazis "Final solution" which referred to the state-sponsored genocide of the jewish people and was seen as the answer to the "Jewish question" manifest destiny was seen as inevitable and necessary and included the unsubstantiated and dangerous belief of inherent superiority of white Americans over the native Americans and eventually in the end, the native Hawaiians. In more modern and recent history the united states of America broke its promise to secure freedom of speech in an attempt to prevent workers from having more power and say in how the economy should be ran along with placing weapons of mass destruction in eastern europe starting a cold war and eventually getting into other wars from the famous Vietnam war to proxy wars like that in afghanistan. said proxy wars are responsible for many problems today such as the brutal taliban. a clan of terrorists which descended from a terror group funded by the united states. (for the sake of owning the commies of course.)
Oh no. The united states of America are escalating tensions again. we might lose even more lives now!
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