Adonis Dick

An Adonis Dick is a guy who has the perfect cock -- it's cut high and tight, 8" long, with a 6" circumference, luscious, plump strawberry knob - perfect for sucking out cumgasms, and getting fucked in your boi-hole with.

My cadet roomie, Matt, says I'm an Adonis Dick, but my dick looks identical to his -- when I suck him off, it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021

adoption

A less painful, more humane alternative to abortion (for the baby, that is). Recent studies show that abortion actually IS painful to the fetus being aborted. Therefore, in order to avoid having a baby, one should do one of the following:

1. Let yourself give birth to the baby, then simply put it up for adoption.

2. Make it easy for yourself simply by not fucking your boyfriend until you're ready to support a child and have a new husband. 10/1 chances your so-called "lover" will want nothing to do with you after he finds out the news.

Rachael may have been dumb enough to fuck that asswipe, but at least she's giving her unwanted baby a chance by putting it up for adoption instead of aborting.

by ScYtH August 17, 2004

adorable

A word overused by teenage girls similarly to the way they use literally, like, omg, and right now. It's a catch-all descriptive word they use to characterize any and everything they can. If a young girl cannot think of a term to describe a subject in under .03 seconds, she will immediately resort to the term "adorable".The use of this word shows how uneducated girls are and their desire to be exactly like every other god damn girl in the nation. Could be synonymous for almost every other word in the English language.

If you hear such girl use this term, try gentle corrective measures. If such disgraceful behavior continues or worsens either beat said girl until she learns or call the police.

Girls: for the sake of your own image and worth, please end the madness that is "adorable". It honestly makes you look unintelligent and ignorant.

The word adorable should be reserved for use when the described subject is actually of such magnitude. A proper example of a subject worthy of use may be a puppy or a kitten. Cars, houses, grown men, etc. are not adorable.

Mainstream Girl 1: "Omg! Like look at that bucket of paint over there!"
Mainstream Girl 2: "I literally can't even right now! That color is so adorable."
Sensible Guy: "Shut the fuck up!" *backhands girl who had to use the word adorable to describe paint*

by Vinsizzle McFizzle June 12, 2014

Adonis DNA

The DNA all the above normal people have, like Charlie Sheen. A symptom of having this, is also having tiger blood.

Thanks to his Adonis DNA, Charlie beat the addiction is now addicted to winning.

by Parabox March 22, 2011

adolescentilism

Cross-dressing or role playing as the role of an adolescent. A paraphilia.

Creepy old men sometimes like to indulge in adolescentilism with their partners if they don't want to risk the legal ramifications of chasing a teenager for real.

by Beatle_Babe October 23, 2008

ADOP

very similar to ADD and altough it is much worse, many people pretend to have it in order to get a slight chuckle and are attention whores... ADOP stands for Attention Deficit OOOOO Purple!

Man 1: hey dude, ur like always spacing out and stuff... do you have a disese or something??

ADOP affectant: oh yeah, my mom says i have... she said its called, Attention Deficit OOOOOOOO Purle!!!! look at it, ITS AMAZING!

by The Pink Avenger August 8, 2009

adorableh

adj. - overwhelmingly cute, charming, delightful, to the point where a person is induced into sickness (or an irritated state)

"Cute at first, her pigeon toed-ness and pink, frilly dress soon became incredibly adorableh that I had almost vomited."

"Valentine teddy bears are so excruciatingly adorableh I just want to choke them until their eyes pop out."

by Isaiah Lam August 16, 2009