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cooter hairs

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.
Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."
by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018
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Pineapple Hairs

The the spiky 'hairs' on top of a pineapple as said by Anix in his bikini bottom video 🍍🍍
"What is that green stuff on top of the pineapple?"
"Oh just pineapple Hairs"
by JazzyJ900 June 16, 2020
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K-hairing

When you try to tell your girlfriend what your feeling, but instead of listening she just says K and plays with her hair as if it was more important.
I can't even talk to her anymore, it'd be one thing if she didn't care, but this is even worse.

What's she doing man?
She's K-Hairing the entire time without even looking at me.
by Sy23 April 17, 2012
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Cunt Hair

A humorous, historic unit of measure most often used to indicate a small variance in size, position, or spatial reference.
The width of a cunt hair as actually measured using a calibrated micrometer, typically ranges from .003" to .005" wide using the Imperial Standard, or .0762mm to .127mm Metric Standard.
The term is widely used and considered humorous among tradesmen, people in the military, or anyone wishing to express a small unit of measure or deviation from an established standard. The term cunt hair is also considered vulgar in many social situations where a familiarity or use of this expression is not common.
The term began as a humorous description at a time when measuring devices were crude and imprecise.

Until recently, the demarcation "cunt hair" had never been standardized. The new emerging standard measurement for a cunt hair is 1/64" Imperial.

This increment has been chosen to represent the term cunt hair because most often tradesmen will identify a "cunt hair" measurement as half the space between the 1/32" marks on their tape measure. It is also the smallest identifiable demarcation visible on a ruler or tape measure without the use magnifying aids. The case for this increment is further made by the abstract nature of pubic hair and it's inconsistencies of thickness. The humorous nature of this term, casual use and spontaneous reference negate the need for a scientific standard as it is never used for an actual documented measurement.
A sheet metal worker might say, "Move it a cunt hair to the left."
A carpenter would say, "Trim a cunt hair off that board and it will fit perfectly."
A sniper may indicate that "The shot missed by a cunt hair."
by Max Chatfield August 15, 2020
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Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail
Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?
by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019
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Legacy Hair

The hair that one never quite gets to when they shave their pubes because they are worried about "nicking" their balls or shaft
"I thought you said you shaved your pubes?"

"I did. I just didnt want to cut my dong so i left a few legacy hairs."
by germanrodriguez22 May 3, 2018
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Classroom hair

Classy Italian kids who wear their hair according to Sasha buns of chemistry and all these topics
Guy 1: I think I want a haircut later
Guy 2: I really recommend going to great clips and getting the classroom hair
by Bermudaboyshorts August 7, 2016
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