Vickers Child

One who is far too attached to small black and white animals for most people's comfort

Don't go near him, he looks a bit like a Vickers Child

by Bagpuss August 29, 2003

sinky child

the kid in your family which deserves "sinkies" (cinder blocks) instead of floaties at the pool. often the most annoying child in the family or a product of incest. He/She may drool and sneeze excessively, be nearly albino in complexion, bite one's own appendages, and will most likely not be able to form coherent sentences.

a sinky child is: my cousin, my brother Bilo, a whining youth in need of a good smack across the face, and the slow children at play

by GBgoer October 24, 2009

Butter Child

(n.) type of girl that would be perfect to hook up with but she has a child/ children.

She's great, butter child gets in the way.

by datacattt July 29, 2011

Man child

Grown man who acts like a child, in other words Donald Trump

Can't believe he did that, what a man child

by beautifulelf September 23, 2017

Child Porn

Why are you searching for child porn?

I don't need to insert an example of how "Child Porn" is used in a sentence, just don't fucking search for it you virgin faggot.

by JoeHasABungalo February 12, 2018

Voodoo Child

A younger friend that you take under your wing. Similiar to mini-me

That's Kate. She's my voodoo child.

by Vodkamonster April 4, 2009

Smarter Child

Something that you can beat. You just have to have the intelligence to do so.

Smarter Child being owned.

mastrchief69 (12:03:58 PM): your a noob
SmarterChild (12:03:58 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
mastrchief69 (12:04:09 PM): cause your a noob!
SmarterChild (12:04:09 PM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
Can we talk about something else?

by Smarter Than Smarter Child June 28, 2008