Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"

by HadeK September 17, 2013

NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions

ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face

by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013

beard-hot

a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'

Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.

by xpineapplex July 30, 2015

Beard Season

When James Harden is on a fire streak.

P1:yo harden been going off the last few games. P2: I told y’all it’s beard season..

by calamitymasker May 9, 2019

Bearded git

A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners and a beard.

What a bearded git

by Bearded git August 22, 2022

beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality

Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother

by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022

Bearded Spike

The coolest badass Bearded Dragon alive

Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy

by JustMeTheChick October 22, 2020