Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

by Dead step sister April 7, 2024

the wipe

Continuously wiping your anal cavity after dropping a particularly juicy load of fecal matter. Usually after passing flatulence, you feel a wet sensation, and once you wipe once more, it's like you never wiped in the first place. Also known as "swamp ass."

"My ass hole is leaking, I must have the wipe!"

by silverbackjp November 6, 2013

No Baby Wipes

Meaning as no bullshit

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes

by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019

one wipe more

When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.

That one wipe more was taking so long

by Didddies February 8, 2017

Wipe Shame

The embarrassment that stems from the sound of wiping one's ass in a public toilet.

I had instant wipe shame knowing three other guys were in the bathroom and heard me both pulling and using the paper to wipe my ass.

by Notepadow December 23, 2016

sniff n wipe

After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.

Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.

Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!

by 1234hives November 25, 2019

The Wipe Start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.

I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!

by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 8, 2023