Penis

something that i male has that he uses to think with, and half the time doesn't know how to use for anything else...

I met this guy last night and he had a very small penis, which left me with nothing to work with.

by jenn April 14, 2003

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penis

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money maker
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jizzinator
shling shlong
whacker
people maker

by red sox blow hard April 08, 2007

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This long sticky thing attached to my body that i love sticking in your mother

Your Mom - oh boy I love your long sticky thing in my holes
Me- how many times do i have to tell you that it's called a penis!

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what the hell, perv. on your computer looking up penis. get a life.

by fgejyrth April 11, 2010

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The penis is the small PeePee that you are playing with right now because your alone, horney and gay.

I let my grandmother burtholamule play and suck my 1-inch Penis.

by Blueberry chicken October 21, 2018

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The funniest word that one could say in a conversation. Saying this will immediately make everyone in the room burst out laughing on the floor.

Guy 1: ur mo-
Guy 2: penis
Guy 1: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during sex.

That guy's penis was bigger than mount. Rushmore.

by Christina Hayes July 02, 2015

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