The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.
Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either
by P00SEYSLAYER69 June 6, 2024
Get the Slapping the floor mug.Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jam mug.Floor is one of the most unique and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, loyal, caring and intellegent. Almost always in a good mood and has a good reason for it when she's not. She will always be there for you and has a fine butt. Floor’s are just all around a great catch.
by WaveyBabey September 26, 2018
Get the Floor mug.Dancing on the Dance floor- made famous by the ska band The Toasters from New York in the song dancin
by skankinpunk47 August 3, 2010
Get the dancin pon che dance floor mug.I want you to ride my face and spell coconut backwards please...floored
Flooring is defined as expressing or displaying “extra” behavior towards any situation.
Flooring is defined as expressing or displaying “extra” behavior towards any situation.
by Inkofgold September 13, 2019
Get the Flooring mug.It’s the stuff you fucking walk on everyday ...... unless you live in Africa where they have dirt instead
by Kay71376 December 30, 2017
Get the Floor mug.It is a commonly understood fact that in a typical college dorm building, not the amish ones of course, that the fifth floor is the best, most sociable level. These students on such floor typically become best friends, spend every waking hour in each other's rooms, and congregate in the halls during hours when congregation isn't usual. In the more bizarre scenarios, there is one student on this floor that goes to each and every door and irritates the shit out of the floormates, because they can't the thought of spending a second alone in their own room.
Wow, I can't believe how nice your friends are. Where are they from? They are on the fifth floor of this building; that really does play into the fifth floor phenomenon huh?
by chickennuggylover September 25, 2022
Get the Fifth Floor Phenomen mug.