Ex-Married

Break-Ups On Marriages, Or Divorces, In General

You Are Officially Ex-Married.

by Ioannis_the_word_maker October 8, 2022

ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017

Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019

Jaimes ex

A reference to taking the trash out to a republic service trash bin.

Hey I'm taking jaimes ex outside

by Kingdomofeleven December 19, 2020

Ex-joke

When someone makes a joke and after everyone’s already laughed keeps saying the same joke until it’s not funny at all anymore. Basically an expired joke.

I really wish john doe would stop using that same ex-joke. Everyone is literally not going to enjoy being around him all day.

by Theyoutuber2001 October 22, 2018

Not-so-ex

When you had a thing with a guy/girl and the two of you were very close and were almost practically dating but for some reasons you never ended up putting a label on it.

-You'll never guess who I just passed, my not-so-ex!

-Omg, that guy you had a thing with but never ended up dating?
-Yeah... Him... And just to be clear, the girl over there is the one who ruined our so-called relationship...

by ZophSoph July 4, 2020

text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.

I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...

by pm1960 May 26, 2010