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Blake

Blake: *exists*
Everyone else: *happy scream*
by Simp696 December 4, 2021
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He is Kind, loving, smart and is amazing in bed😣😣😣😣, His Dick is big especially for normally being Caucasian. The best guy to tell your secrets to and is a fighter he will fight you even if he loves you so don't forget that. He is chill and mostly laid back until he gets angry, but forgiving. All together a great guy!!!
Blake is such a great guy in general.
by Compleat Microbe April 7, 2018
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A Blake is someone who has an extreme obsession with burgers. They will do whatever it takes to get there hands on a burger, and will not let anything or anyone get in their way of a burger. If someone’s a blake, they consume so many burgers a day it’s extremely unsafe and unhealthy, and is a hazard to the people that their around.
“ Damn that guy just ate his 6th burger in a row, He must be Blake
by 63rdKizzySLATT November 23, 2021
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a fucking cunt that cheats on his girlfriends and probably has 12 STDs
girl 1: "yeah and then blake..."
girl 2: "you know blake?"
girl 1: "yeah hes my boyfriend"
girl 2: "no way... for how long?"
girl 1: "a year!"
girl 2: "oh.... i hate to break it to you but... we fucked last week"
girl 3: "ditto, sorry"
girl 4: "me too!"
girl 5: "same!"
by koochie kween69 December 22, 2023
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BE GON THOTS GO AWAY IM A MAN OF GOD AHHHH
blake putman is such a thot
by jeheheheueue October 15, 2019
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When you try to kick a goal but miss either VERY badly or it just glances the goalposts.
Guy 1“OH MAN I JUST BLAKED THAT SHOT.”
Guy 2 “Man I hate when that happens bro.”
by Girlfriend repellent October 14, 2022
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Blake is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. Once you start to get to know him you automatically fall in love with him and his personality. He is super sporty and is the best at baseball. If you have a Blake you're a lucky ladyyy, or man.
person 1: Did you see him?
person 2: Thats Blake isnt he a god?
by original_shenaenae February 22, 2019
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