zompire dracularius

A rare monster which involves a cross-breed between a vampire and a zombie. They are very dangerous, and if you see one, you should run.

Darcula's illigitimate son (via Cleopatra) is the most prime example. His name is Tom Cruise, and is the worlds most famous zompire dracularius.

by zompired October 14, 2009

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Zapping Milk Fountain

The act of one person jacking off then waiting to they start to cum, hooking up jumper cables and receiving an electric shock that isn't enough to kill them and is more than enough to make the orgasm worth the pain.

"Do you remember Tanya?"
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."

by KappaTOOSTRUNG June 8, 2015

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Zoppina

An Italian last name. A Zoppina is very loud, funny, and everyone has a way to brighten another's day! The men are very historic and are observers, they love to find old things and learn about them! The woman are very successful in life and find a way of life that is beautiful just like they are.

I met another lovely Zoppina the other day!

My name is ______ Zoppina

by Kzing October 7, 2016

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zippigation

When one catches himself in his fly, usually after being to a urinal.

When in Public toilet:

A: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
B: "Whats the matter mate?"
A: "Bad case of zippigation"

by ComPlex October 11, 2004

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zappitude

The most powerful form of electrical or magical pwnage!
Used mainly in the comic 8 Crazy Bits (8CB) by "Nortreil" on DeviantArt.

Used by me as an interjection when playing games against friends.

(after destroying moronic enemies) Oh! ZAPPITUDE!

"I'm off to get me some spells of much zappitude at yon black magic shop"

by 5474n August 3, 2007

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