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zooping

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.
Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!
by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012
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Zoophile

A zoophile is a "person" who has sexual relationships with an animal. They literally have sex with them. So if your a zoophile and you're reading this, here's what my 11 year old self wants to tell you: Go fucking kill yourself you disgusting scumbag. If you know you're a zoophile go get lifelong help and stay away from animals!. Animals mate with their own kind not the human kind. In fact i doubt if you zoophiles should be considered human beings and given pronouns. Zoophiles are so dangerous they can even go to an extent of raping animals. Disgusting! Cruel! I bet even the worst serial killer would be having continuous nightmares if they heard about it. GO FUCKING DIE U DISGUSTING ZOOPHILES! I HOPE U ALL DIE IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!
Alf: Wtf? did you watch the news? The maths teacher had sex with a fucking kitten
Rexanne: Wtf is wrong with him? FUCKING ZOOPHILE! He should rot in jail!
by QueenHonest April 14, 2022
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Zootopia

A movie produced by Disney. The movie is centered around anthropomorphic animals, which means that they are humanized. It is commonly referred to as "The Furry Movie" There was once an incident in which a furry orgy broke out in a theater where Zootopia was playing.
Guy 1: Hey! I just saw Zootopia!

Guy 2: What?! You say the furry movie?!
by Syselo May 22, 2016
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Zoophile

Zoophiles are disgusting backwards fuck wits that have a sexuall attraction to animals, All zoophikes deserve to have there throats slit and have someone shut down there neck
"Hey John im a zoophile" "Micheal I will end you're fucking life if you dont say sike right now"
by Salmon nipples January 11, 2022
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Zootopia

A state of mind whereby a human may recognize another humans inner animal spirit.

Zootopia: The place in which human animal spirits reside.

Zootopian Society: A society whereby the majority populace are aware of their animal spirits and are able to commune with them during ritual.
"During that drumming session I embraced my inner tiger spirit in Zootopia."

"That bredren reminds me of a Meerkat, he must be Zootopian."
by Ket Mendoza February 7, 2010
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Zooport

A collective of Newport Skaters, now a term used by most people in the Newport alternative scene, originally coined by freestyle skateshop based on Zoo York.
"i wears a zooport t-shirt but i'm not from newport and i dont even skateboard" - the scatty twins.
by The Deem May 27, 2007
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Zoophile

people who belonged on the titanic on April 15th 1912.

they do bad things to dogs , cats and other animals.
werido 1: hey i'm a zoophile.

normal person 1: GO AWAY.
by im gud at speling November 1, 2021
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