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Zimmermanned

1. When you're beating the brains out of somebody, and they pull a gun and shoot you, you got Zimmermanned.

or 2. When you defend your life while someone's beating you and threatening death by pulling out a gun and shooting. This self-defense is followed by arrest and verbal threats and attacks by criminal gangs and their supportive thugs in the government and media.
1. This pudgy cracker was following me, so I hid behind a bush and jumped him when he turned his back.
I was bustin his head on the concrete when he went and shot me. Shit, I got Zimmermanned!

2. "I did what I had to do to stay alive, but then I got Zimmermanned by Rev Al and the Foodstampers."
by Capro August 26, 2013
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Zimmerman

To take down a lethal threat using deadly force. Become a hero by killing a criminal
I just saved a guy, pulled a Zimmerman.

Can't simmer the zimmer.
by WittleJeffers September 3, 2013
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Zimmermanning

To send naked pictures of yourself to untrustworthy peoples who will, in theory, send them all over the school.
or
To spread sexts to everyone in your contacts list.
That girl just zimmermanned me last night. Who should I send the pics to next?
or
Everyone is Zimmermanning those pics of Kylie!
or
I can't believe he Zimmermanned me!
by NMHS2011 May 6, 2010
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Zimmer

A guarantee to your friends, that in a designated period of time, you will hook up with a girl. This is a way to put pressure on yourself to not be a bitch and talk to chicks. Failing to fulfill the Zimmer results in a penalty. Recommended starting penalty of a shot of well vodka. A play off of George Zimmer's famous Men's Warehouse saying, "I guarantee it!"
Ryan: Hey Don, did you complete your Zimmer this weekend?

Don: Ya, the Zimmer has been fulfilled. It was a last ditch effort at the bar, but I ended up giving her my beef hammer
by ThirdandKing July 21, 2011
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zimmer

to move very very slowly along while desperately clutching onto a supporting object
"I think I'll try and zimmer over to your place tonight, Dear"
by Bilmo February 20, 2007
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Australian Zimberwak

The sexual act of a male ejaculated on a woman's face then proceeding to blow dry it dry. The male then scrapes the dry cum off of her face and forces the cum into her vagina with his finger and then goes on to eat her out.
Guy 1: Dude I just had an Australian Zimberwak. It was horribly awesome!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me, that stuff is gross.
by AUSSIEgoloco973 August 29, 2011
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zol-in-die-hol-zimmerman

bad ass no shit taking person who will bitch-slap you if you dare insult her or any of her friends.
is that zol-in-die-hol-zimmerman??? run, run you twit! muhahahaaaaa
by Prinses Vonkie September 22, 2010
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