Zitch

(noun) A painful feeling on the bottoms of your feet.

God, I've been walking around so long, that I've gotten a zitch.

by ARDYAYE December 9, 2008

Zulch

noun - the Zulch - a combination act of zumming and felching. Most popular in Fulham.

Verb - To Zulch, the art of zumming and felching at the same time. Skilll needed for this manouvre.

Zulcher, Zulchiest, Zulchable, Unzulchable, Zulchability

I was Zulching all the way through the x factor
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang

by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010

Nasen-Zischer

Nasen-Zischer is again from us German Nigg-Naggxxx! It's for those who are addicted to "snow"! Use it when u wanna take a line of it(If ya'll Bitches know whut I mean).

I take a "NASEN-ZISCHER"!!

by !Big_O! May 21, 2004

Zilched

The quality of having a sugar high. Often from energy drinks or Slurpees.

Oi, bro. Let's go to 7/11 and get Zilched!

by Twisttid May 2, 2018

Zilcher

Thing that is known to be inter-dimensional and/or inter-dimensionless creatures that can summon you to the zilch dimension. These creatures are said to be the most powerful "things" in the realm of existence as we know it. They have the ability to contort and confine any part of reality, morph to different dimensions that are higher than the current 3rd dimension that humans are most fond of; making them impossible to even comprehend. Finally, sense they are able to contort and morph reality as they choose, they can blend in with any society, travel trough time, be omnipresent, control immortality, control prophecy, and warp space-time. They are not one to be messed with...

"Dude! Are you a Zilcher?!" Said the Old Man. "I you have been chosen to be Zilched!" -Spoken in ancient language by an inconceivable creature

by CarbonTexMachine October 6, 2018

Zilching

The act of pushing saliva through your teeth using your tongue to create a high-pitched gurgling sound.

I was completely grossed out by Johnny's zilching in class today.

by anonymous May 24, 2024

Zilched

/zɪltʃ-d/
Reduced to an empty condition or zero. Reputably known to be used when referring to or speaking of the condition of one's balls.

Past tense from:
"Zilch" /zɪltʃ/
Nothing, zero or nearly zero.

Guy 1 watching the balls: Wow, she really drained him dry, didn't she?
Guy 2 enjoying the experience: Yeah, he got his shit zilched!
Guy 3 thinks, therefore is: Well, what the hell am I doing here?

Antonyms: heavy, full, hanging low

by Naheel Marks January 28, 2025