A dutch word deriving from a birds name. It's use is similar to that of: "Ha Bisky"
Most of the time it is used to express discontent without wanting to provoking someone.
Most of the time it is used to express discontent without wanting to provoking someone.
John: "Did that package I ordered arrive today?"
Peter: "No, it's still not here."
John: "Ah, for the love of Zempavink!"
Peter: "No, it's still not here."
John: "Ah, for the love of Zempavink!"
by Rucovest June 19, 2010
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A person who is called Zelal will always be there for you when you're in need of it.
Everybody should have a Zelal/M8 as friend, because she is a trustfull and honest person.
A person who is called Zelal will always be there for you when you're in need of it.
Everybody should have a Zelal/M8 as friend, because she is a trustfull and honest person.
by D1zE January 23, 2017
Get the zelal mug.The act of having your SO laying upside down and taking a dump on their “downstairs” in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their front to their face and leaving a snail trail.
I was doing Matilda dingo style. I pulled out and gave her a New Zealand Mudsnail and it waltzed all the way down to her mouth.
by Shit Slider September 17, 2020
Get the New Zealand Mudsnail mug.verb. of Jewish origin - the act of ordering a female numerous shots - preferably jaeger or rumplemintz - at a bar, while motioning with two fingers (the index and middle fingers) in a sweeping, downward motion.
Inviting an intoxicated female to a late night party at your place, which likely isn't happening at all. Instead, as the female begins to leave, you turn on the dvd player and on comes Shrek 2. An intense make-out session usually ensues as "Absolutely In Love" (as performed by Counting Crows) begins to play (near the beginning of the movie).
If said make-out session is teetering out, not progressing around the base path, you may claim the female has "square nipples." After she vehemently denies the accusation, you tell her to prove it, and she promptly takes off her shirt.
You are golden.
Inviting an intoxicated female to a late night party at your place, which likely isn't happening at all. Instead, as the female begins to leave, you turn on the dvd player and on comes Shrek 2. An intense make-out session usually ensues as "Absolutely In Love" (as performed by Counting Crows) begins to play (near the beginning of the movie).
If said make-out session is teetering out, not progressing around the base path, you may claim the female has "square nipples." After she vehemently denies the accusation, you tell her to prove it, and she promptly takes off her shirt.
You are golden.
That girl, Lauren, at the bar wasn't feeling me until I zeplained her, then she was all over me. Shots!
Jackie was looking for a late night last weekend but nothing was going on. So I zeplained her into coming back to my place, and we watched some Shrek 2 and things got heated!
Jackie was looking for a late night last weekend but nothing was going on. So I zeplained her into coming back to my place, and we watched some Shrek 2 and things got heated!
by Shots!!! August 15, 2008
Get the zeplain mug.The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
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Disadvantages: Being so close to australia
Disadvantages: Being so close to australia
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