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Fuck you and suck my dick! 

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A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.

While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!

- Fuck you and suck my dick!
Fuck you and suck my dick! by de-pube September 28, 2022
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Self-Suck You Bitch 

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It's a phrase used when someone rejects your offer to play a game with you and doesn't like your SCIENCE JOKES.

Meaning: Trying to suck your own dick.
Om: Among Us?
Ryan: Nah bro, I'm Busy.
Om: Don't Create Entropy by messaging bro!! :)
Ryan: Yo fuck off man!!
Om: Self-Suck You Bitch!!
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You suck • You Suck At Life • You suck at the internet • you suck ass • you suck at bedwars • You Suck At Cooking • You suck at nintendo • you suck at photoshop • YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY! • you suck balls

You ever suck a real live dick before 

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A fantastic insult that will destroy the opposing party in an arguement
Hey buddy you ever suck a real live dick before?
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You can suck my A, B, C, and D! 

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A new phrase, created in 2020 by BP.

A - Ass
B - Butt
C - Cock
D- Dick
Person: You're an asshole!
Person 2: Well, you can suck my A, B, C, and D!
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How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

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A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:
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suck it 'til you fuck it 

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similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.
I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !
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