Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.
Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."
"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."
"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.
"Waiter butt will do that to you."
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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"
"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."
"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.
"Waiter butt will do that to you."
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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"
"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
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Also meaning a person who's life is centred around giving people the impression they are a popular party animal to the point where they are neither living nor dead because everything they do is fake and aimed at creating this image.
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Like a wraith envies the living a Party Wraith envies those with real friendships who get invited to parties without having to invite them self or cultivate a fake image and appear popular.
Also meaning a person who's life is centred around giving people the impression they are a popular party animal to the point where they are neither living nor dead because everything they do is fake and aimed at creating this image.
Often Party Wraiths have no genuine friends and maintain only the ghostly imitation of superficial friendships in the hope of hearing of upcoming parties and inviting them self.
Like a wraith envies the living a Party Wraith envies those with real friendships who get invited to parties without having to invite them self or cultivate a fake image and appear popular.
Bob: Hey Hank, I have a free house this weekend, wanna come and hang out with me and some of the guys?
Hank: Yeah sure thing...
Gordon: (interrupting) HEY GUYS, LONG TIME NO SEE I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY?! IS THERE A PARTY? IS THERE? MAN IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD PARTY, I'LL BRING SOME BEER.
Hank: Man, Gordon is such a fucking party wraith.
Hank: Yeah sure thing...
Gordon: (interrupting) HEY GUYS, LONG TIME NO SEE I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY?! IS THERE A PARTY? IS THERE? MAN IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD PARTY, I'LL BRING SOME BEER.
Hank: Man, Gordon is such a fucking party wraith.
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