A person who is repulsively ugly, are overweight, have little to no capacity for
intelligence, have poor hygeine, and cure their vision problems through digusting looking glasses. Wookies often have poor taste in nearly everything, from clothing, art, cuisine, to even automobiles and wine. Wookies like to pretend they are intelligent by being the first to speak in social and academic settings, and often their minions, Ewoks, shake thier heads in amazed agreement, as if
Jesus Christ himself was speaking. Wookies often travel in packs and are close relatives to Hutts. Wookies can be observed in their
natural habitat in public eating areas such as cafeterias, restaurants, or sneaking slop from the pig trough at the State Fair.
