Woody Woodpecker

A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched

Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

Woodpecker

When you're getting a handy and your kid walks in and says there's a woodpecker in your bed.

Oh my god dad.... There's a woodpecker under your sheets.

by drylipspuckerlips June 23, 2018

Woodpecker

A female that sucks men off well

I met this gyal last night, she was a real woodpecker!

Your girl is a woodpecker!

by BandoBenji June 5, 2020

Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.

Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!

by Russel bennet February 1, 2017

woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

by Xeries July 20, 2024

Angry woodpecker

When a couple is having sex in the woods, the man pulls out and quickly shoves a pinecone back inside the woman.

Man i was fuckin this chick in the woods and she asked me for an angry woodpecker.

by Trebleflag September 1, 2020

The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016