Wongaphobia

Extreme fear of small vietnamese janitors.

Chelsea is suffering from a severe case of Wongaphobia.

by Gemma and Chelsea April 18, 2003

Willied my Wonka

1. For one to get have sex with another person's midget.
2. Also for one to have sex.
3. To explain a woman who is a realy good lay.

Man that girl willed my wonka..
Dude John had sex with lisa. So he willied my wonka.

by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006

wontastic

A combination of the words wonderful and fantastic. It discribes a feeling of joyous amazement.

That double rainbow is wontastic!

by Jody Myers October 26, 2007

Wonka Burn

a terrible spray tan that idiotic girls use to think they look hot, but they look like a mutated oompa loompa from charlie and the chocolate factory

Stacy: How do I look?

Dave: That's one bad Wonka Burn u got, how much money did you waste on that?

Stacy: OMG you jerk, i spent $500 on this.

Dave: Your a waste of money...

by Jerry Frank May 25, 2010

wonka land

the perception of being in a relationship that makes you lose sense of yourself and surroundings without realization, like being immersed in willy wonka’s chocolate factory.

there’s no saving her, she’s stuck in wonka land.

by stayfocust January 27, 2022

The Wonka

When you stretch out bubble gum and create a make-shift condom over your erect penis so she thinks you are wearing protection.

I wanted to bang, but had to use The Wonka so she would go along with it. Now she's pregnant.

by Spameier April 24, 2022

Willy's Wonka

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.

While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.

by Doglover69 May 15, 2009