wonka job

When you use a magnum condom with a golden wrapper and fuck a black chick in the ass. She then proceeds to bake you a blueberry pie.

I got a wonka job last night while I was in Harlem.

by Willy Wonka-Konobi August 17, 2017

Wet Wonka

Like a Wet Willy but you stick you wet finger up their nose instead of their ear.

Just gave Sally a nice wet Wonka. Came out with a couple boogies.

by Bottombassbeatz May 26, 2019

Wonka boy

A boy who likes a lot chocolate. Usually eats chocolate every day because of its health benefits.

"Yo, you're a wonka boy arent ya?"

by Ran(dum)words4u September 18, 2019

Wonka Windmill

When you dress up like Willy Wonka and start hitting from the back with a midget and you stand up with them still mounted on your dick and then you spin them around I’m a circular motion like the blades of a windmill, the midget can be male or female but dressing them up like an Oompa Loompa is not optional

“Hey bro how’d your date go last night?”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill”

by J-dub August 1, 2020

Willy Wonka

The definition of Willy Wonka is “Wyatt”.

Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.

It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.

“Wyatt, aka. Willy Wonka, ran 11 millimeters because he needed mental stability”

by Teaveem October 28, 2018

Willy Wonkaing

The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass

Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?

Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.

Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.

by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019

The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.

I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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Briano R

by Briano R February 21, 2017