Acronym for Women Over Mates, Beer and Television.
A WOMBAT is a male who spends excessive time with a girlfriend, female friends, or trying to score sex. A WOMBAT is always heterosexual.
See cuntbutler and WOM too.
A WOMBAT is a male who spends excessive time with a girlfriend, female friends, or trying to score sex. A WOMBAT is always heterosexual.
See cuntbutler and WOM too.
Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.
Man, you're such a fucking WOMBAT! Come out for once!
Man, you're such a fucking WOMBAT! Come out for once!
by bucket004 May 26, 2009
A lunch lady who is small in stature and sulks around hunched over similar to a wombat. A female cafeteria employee who ressembles a wombat. A high school food server with puffy hair, T-Rex arms, with a loathesome demenor.
by OHmanTHISisaJAM October 09, 2005
The lamest damn animal of all time. Some praise it as a god while others like myself realize what a piece of shit it is. Its like a fat moving turd of hobo fur.
by That one guy behind you October 26, 2012
wombat is a filthy twat
by me January 19, 2004
a liar, asshole, cunt...basically wombat can be used as a replacement for any derogatory term in the english language.
by JiMbOmUrPhY April 10, 2006
Holy shit, Joe is such a wombat, he went to a drinking venue so he could drink cosmopolitans with his bitch...what a fag
by mega awesomeness guy October 29, 2008
This is a sexual move. You get a chick, and say "I'm gonna give you a wombat." You get fully naked, get a boner, stand on your head, AND DICK THEIR EAR. (Stick your dick in their ear.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.
by pat February 06, 2004