wok slop

another word for sperm, semen etc.

Guy: OMG! look at my room Gerry, theres wok slop all over the place, explain yourself?!!
Gerry: You know damn well what i'm like once i've got my juices flowing!

by Jordanish May 11, 2008

Wok Block

A friend who prevents you from getting any type of Asian cuisine.

Ethan: "Hey, you wanna hit up Sake Cafe for some sushi later?"
Christina: "Sorry, I don't like sushi."
Ethan: "Ugh, you are such a Wok Block"

by sushiman5397 September 11, 2009

Wok Smuggler

A person with a pot belly, which resembles them smuggling an overturned wok under their t-shirt.

"Has he put on weight or is he just smuggling a Wok under his shirt"
"Oi Wok Smuggler... you need to loose some weight"... "leave my Wok alone!!!"

by Kerbie_2009 February 05, 2009

Wok Skating

To attatch trucks (Skate-board wheels) to the bottom of a large chinese frying pan and sit hencewith, in said frying pan and blast down the steepest hill you can, holding onto nothing but the handle and your life.

Check out Youtube for Wok skating videos

by Ben Tricarico November 24, 2006

Wok Face

An Asian person whos face is so flat it looks like it has been hit with the bottom of a wok.

Look at that Japanese lady sure has a wok face.

by beta puss February 25, 2011

wok slinger

Any Asian but typically Chinese, Thai, or Vietnamese. Those that would generally cook with a Wok.

"What nationality is Anthony?"

"I don't know but he is a wok slinger of some sort"

by Jacob Maxwell March 13, 2008

dookie wok

The toilet, where you drop mad dookies.

I snagged a huge deuce in the dookie wok.

by Cerberuspup September 23, 2005