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willit

Minuet piece of toilet tissue or fabric fluff from underpants that has dried, hardened and adhered to pubic hair around the anus.
I was in the shower the other morning and you won’t believe the amount of willits I picked out of my arse!
by bennybumflaps January 21, 2007
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Willytard

An insult calling someone both a willy and a retard simultaneously, if that's possible.
Girl 1: Oh my God, my hair's on fire!
Girl 2: Stupid willytard.
by LillyLivered February 5, 2009
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Willits

Willits is a shit town in NorCal where everyone is either a stupid Puritan hippie or a stoner who was neglected as a kid and thusly uses that to justify their mindlessly fake-deep actions. Willits is also the home to the world’s dumbest lumber jack statue. Everybody knows all the words to Hotel California there, but none of them know what it means. Also the cancer rate is like 10x average cause PepsiCo ruined the water supply.
Person 1: “Yeah I grew up in Willits”
Person 2: “Oh I had a cousin from there he’s a hardcore addict now who runs a blog about heavy metal.”
Person 3: “Yeah that’s a pretty shit town. Everybody dates their cousins in law at some point cause nobody’s mom can seem to stay married for long”
by Nerium—Oleander September 2, 2019
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Willnot

An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.
Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!
by sneakyteaky August 12, 2006
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willnots

Dried secretions of bodily fluids and/or solids that get trapped on articles of underclothing
I can't get these damn willnots out of my fruit of the looms
by Johnny 2 V's September 18, 2003
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wilnt

will not also meaning won't
No, I wilnt do that again....ever
by Nicholas Broihier January 14, 2008
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Willetton

Southern Suburb in Perth, Australia. Has a shopping centre called Southlands, the only thing there. Also the place Rove McManus grew up. Willeton has a diverse population and is about 25% Asian.

Along with Rossmoyne and Applecross, Willetton SHS is one of the highest performing Public Schools in the State. Willo and surrounding suburbs have a high immigrant (mostly asian) population, probably why those schools do so well because they are 50% Asian 50% Other, most who have strict parents do anything to make them go there and force them to do well.

Apart from that a nice place to live with nice people, a lot like most suburbs in Perth.
Guy: Willetton's a nice suburb
by perthguy999 January 17, 2011
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