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wiener snot

The explosion of goo that extrudes out of the male's wang during sexual pleasures either solo or with partner.
Dana: "Oh man! You just got your wiener snot all over me! You have to wipe that shit off!"

Jacob: "You said you like my wiener snot. It's warm and creamy, bitch!"

Dana: "Lick it off."

Jacob: "No. I'll just wipe my wiener snot on the wall. Your parents are coming down."
by AmandaRy December 28, 2008
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Wiener boating

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".
You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.
by wakingrooster August 5, 2010
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Wiener World

Guy 1: Let's go to a party.

Guy 2: Yeah, let's go to Smith's house, there's always a party there

Guy 1: I don't know, that sounds like a total sausage fest.

Guy 2: No one says sausage fest, people say wiener world now
by coolest_black_guy_around January 24, 2010
mugGet the Wiener Worldmug.

Gobble The Wiener

Sexual act usually participated after Thanksgiving dinner.
"Sue made a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner. You should've tried the turkey. Afterwards, She took me in the back room and played a game of Gobble the Wiener."
by chopzila February 16, 2010
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Wiener Grinch

Used interchangeably with "cock block". A person, or the act of someone rejecting another person's pursuit to have sex.
Friend: "Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night?"
You: "No! My mom walked in the room and totally wiener grinched me"
by Townsley November 24, 2011
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Wiener Burger

A Small, Flat, Burger shaped penis.
Look at that lad's cock, he has a Wiener Burger!
by The_List June 29, 2011
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Wiener Puppet

When a Male contorts his genitals into the form of different objects such as animals or food items.

i.e. the bat wing, the wrist watch, the pelican, the snail, the hamburger, the hot dog, the baby kangaroo, etc.
Me: dude, i spent in hour in front of the mirror today making Wiener Puppets.

You: Wiener what?

Me: Wiener Puppets! Its like origami, but for your dick!
by the PSU Puppeteer June 23, 2009
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