wienerpixels

Unsolicited pictures of a man's genitals, usually sent as an email attachment. Common occurrences when using dating websites and/or Craigslist.

Karen enjoyed talking to BigTony73 until he emailed her some wienerpixels.

by Dex Dexter January 30, 2008

wiener christmas

February 14th, what the women like to think of as Valentines Day

Brad: Isnt this Sunday Valentines Day?
Chad: Bro, no it’s not. As long as you get your girl some chocolate that’s Wiener Christmas

by UrbanOuttiters February 7, 2021

Wiener Wake-Up

The act of flailing penis and/or male genitalia in one's face as they sleep awakening them with your junk. Preferably performed in an early morning setting.

Phil: "Dude, Maniel is still passed out, wanna give him a wiener wake-up?"

Luke: "YEAH BUDDAY!"

by PB & LS November 17, 2009

Wiener Tucker

A disempowered right-wing supporter who supports economic policies that are in the interest of thier employer and against their own.

Quit being a wiener tucker and vote to join the union so we can get higher wages and better benefits.

by fuzzylilmanpeech July 20, 2019

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009

unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] December 25, 2007