Whiffle Cunt

When a lady has sex prior to going out without showering thoroughly

It smells like an outhouse on a tuna boat, omg Coleen has a whiffle cunt, she had sex with Rob in the parking lot.

by Nipple Knockers March 24, 2021

pit-whiff

When one gets a whiff of B. O. and you arent sure where it came from, you raise one arm (either right of left) to confirm the origin of B. O. camr from yourself.

Hey, Boss, better do a pit-whiff, I'm smelling something rancid and its not me.

by rdbtp January 7, 2009

Thrift Whiff

The smell of thrifted clothes/ thrift shops. A sickly sweet combination of any combination of the following: mothballs, mildew, B.O., and Lysol disinfectant spray. Hard to wash out completely.

"Take a sniff of that thrift whiff!"
vintage thrifted re-saleGoodwillSt Vicent De PaulSalvation Army

by SuperGdawg January 13, 2015

Strategic Whiffing

A term used in the hit E-Sport game, Rocket league, for strategically missing the ball in a way that allows your teammates to not feel bad about how inadequate they are and how good you are.

My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.

by ProjectA July 19, 2019

mr.wuffles

Mr.Wuffles is a Wuffle. A Wuffle is an odd type of bird that can speak. Wuffles will die if they eat vegatables. Mr.Wuffles is a gray Wuffle that resembles an owl. Despite his name, he is not married. He is not very smart and loves the number 7. If you ask him and math question, he will answer with 7! Mr.Wuffles is very nice and will not attack anyone unless they attack him first. If he is provoked by someone, his ears will flop back and forth, stopping when they are flipped all the way back. Then his ears will stay like that and he will become Suffle, who is basically Mr.Wuffles evil version. Suffle's only intent is to inflict harm upon anyone in his vicinity. Eventually, Suffle will go away and Mr.Wuffles will return to his happy old self. He Is only three years old.

Mr.Wuffles is acting very stupid today.

by CUPCAKE WUFF June 11, 2020

Sausage Whiff

The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.

"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."

by whiffmyster July 15, 2022

get a whiff

To look at, get a look at something

Come get a whiff of this thiccness

Lemme get a whiff of them split ends

by sherlock homo July 5, 2017