Whiskey Steamer

After a long night of drinking, the shit that follows the next morning, leaves burns marks on your sphincter.

Danny came home drunk and dropped a huge whiskey steamer in the cat box. Watch out for the shit streaks on the carpet.

by Simon Saiz July 5, 2007

whiskey dings

The small dents or scratches you have on your vehicle after a night of partying at the local bar. Origin of said dents can seldom be figured out.

Dickie: Hey budz, where'd that dent in your El Camino come from?

DJ: Aw hell, it's a WHISKEY DING and I don't remember.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

whiskey shits

The type of excrement that is delivered after a night of heavy drinking, where the odor wreaks of putrid and half-digested alcohol and permeates the location in which said "shits" were dropped.

Dude, that was such a party. I was so hammered. Man, I tell ya, I had such a bad case of the whiskey shits that I almost made myself barf when I went to the can.

by InDaHighlandsRanch3 April 10, 2009

whiskey wednesday

The day in the middle of the week where the only thing you can drink is whiskey.

We played whiskey pong on whiskey wednesday

by pecopeco January 14, 2010

Whiskey Train

Noun. A series of drinks, or more specifically a series of whiskey shots lined up on the bar top and drunken in rapid succession. A Whiskey Train comprises of at least three shots (though preferably more), each shot containing a different brand of whiskey. The most important part of the Whiskey Train is the final drink which is called the Caboose. The Caboose is the last car on the train and should be a memorable one. The choice of the Caboose is up to the drinker’s discretion, but a particularly effective Caboose is a boilermaker which is definitely recommended. Essentially, the Whiskey Train is ideal for the serious drinker on the go, who has no time for messing around. Not suggested for amateurs.

Barkeep, give me a five-car Whiskey Train with a boilermaker caboose, and make it snappy! I’ve got to be at work in fifteen minutes.

by bigdanshooter June 20, 2011

whiskey cleanse

Drinking so much alcohol that one vomits. Used especially in reference to people who are otherwise careful with health or following a strict diet.

Such a weird Saturday. Ran six miles, ate nothing but a salad all day, and ended it with a whiskey cleanse at a bar.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

whiskey butter

Semen that tastes like whiskey the morning after a long night of drinking a lot of whiskey.

After a long night of drinking Angels Envy, I gave my boyfriend a blow job only to find out his semen turned into whiskey butter.

by MsCourtneyAnne January 1, 2014