whiskey nubs

yellow, or (brown) thin, nasty teeth that have been "whittled" down from drinking too much booze.

Hutch sat in his trailer drinking Old Crow all day. He sharted, then grinned showing his whiskey nubs.

by jrubadub July 13, 2010

whiskey bagel

The inability for a women's vagina to become moist enough to allow easy penetration. The female version of whiskey dick.

After a long night of drinking at the bar, she had the worst case of whiskey bagel.

by steven-jones February 25, 2009

whiskey dick

when you've had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed

Dude, last night when i brought that girl home I had a case of the whiskey dick.

by Apu February 15, 2003

Whiskey Steamer

After a long night of drinking, the shit that follows the next morning, leaves burns marks on your sphincter.

Danny came home drunk and dropped a huge whiskey steamer in the cat box. Watch out for the shit streaks on the carpet.

by Simon Saiz July 5, 2007

whiskey dings

The small dents or scratches you have on your vehicle after a night of partying at the local bar. Origin of said dents can seldom be figured out.

Dickie: Hey budz, where'd that dent in your El Camino come from?

DJ: Aw hell, it's a WHISKEY DING and I don't remember.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

whiskey shits

The type of excrement that is delivered after a night of heavy drinking, where the odor wreaks of putrid and half-digested alcohol and permeates the location in which said "shits" were dropped.

Dude, that was such a party. I was so hammered. Man, I tell ya, I had such a bad case of the whiskey shits that I almost made myself barf when I went to the can.

by InDaHighlandsRanch3 April 10, 2009

whiskey butter

Semen that tastes like whiskey the morning after a long night of drinking a lot of whiskey.

After a long night of drinking Angels Envy, I gave my boyfriend a blow job only to find out his semen turned into whiskey butter.

by MsCourtneyAnne January 1, 2014