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whiner

In the work place: Experts still can’t agree whether it’s an incurable disease or a dangerous parasite and sub-species of the common “Dog-Fucker”.

Easy to spot. Like the common dog-fucker, hands are always in their pockets and they are seldom found working. They differ in that they display a unique ability to produce an unmistakable nasal like tone that can only be produced by the common dog-fucker when it’s nostrils are pinched. If left unchecked is known to spread to the common dog-fuckers.

They seek out host-victims and drain the energy from anybody who will listen to them. They thrive on creating chaos and will poision the workplace. Experts all agree that a “whiner” cannot be cured and must be exterminated. Companies that have specialized in ridding households of banker infestations are now expanding into the lucrative commercial field of dog-fucker and whiner extermination.

Interim Protection from parasitical drain: A whiner is defenseless against the “sucker-punch” because their hands will be in their pockets. When they are still seeing stars, respond with “Fuck-Off and go do some work!” and nothing more. The parasite will seek out other hosts.
by Peter Perdue January 11, 2009
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Michael Winner

Director of many faled and terrible films whom is now more famious for selling insurance and using the most annoying catch phrase in history.
Calm down dear, IT'S ONLY A COMMERCIAL!
by VinC April 14, 2005
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winnern't

A contraction between the words winner and not.
The opposite of a winner.
A loser.
"You're such a winnern't"
by rayvin November 15, 2006
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whinerymer

A depressed and/or miserable poet or rapper . A mix of hip hop with country music
It was poetry night at the coffee shop . All was good until the whinerymer got on stage ,and depressed everyone.
by Whatsmyline November 19, 2018
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Winner

Someone who always gets what they want
Someone who successfully ruins your life
Person 1 yelling at Winner: THERE IS NO ONE WHO HAS EVER DONE BETTER AT MAKING BE FEEL BAD; THERE IS NOTHING THAT DID QUITE KILL ME MORE THAN WHAT YOU DID; YOU HAPPY NOW YOU WON; YOU REALLY ARE THE WINNER; TAKE A BOW CAUSE YOUR THE WINNER
by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023
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prize winner

leaving a "large" dump someplace worthy of non-flushing.
(preferably "not" at one's own place)
Ha Ha. I left a prize winner at KFC just an hour ago.
by dmccowan October 8, 2008
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Ninja whinger

Someone that complains by stealth in order to undermine their victims.
A person that uses something you've told them in confidence to get at you behind your back.
Someone that deliberately puts shit on you for personal gain.
Heads up man, that mofo is a ninja whinger - don't tell him shit.
by KR00ZZ July 8, 2012
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