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Wheat Pounder

While having sex, position both legs over your left shoulder. If positioned properly your lady of the night should immediately feel the deeper than normal penetration, and at the same time stimulating her clitoris. Once this has been accomplished, (You will know from the the look on her face and the aggressive thrusts from her towards you, or even verbally begging for more) It is at this point that you grant her wish by pounding as hard as you can, as if you were using your hips & cock to drill for oil. Completion/Satisfactionis achieved when squirting/gushing transpires.
Like an XXX version of wrestling, I felt it was time to apply the Wheat Pounder, the only "tap out" result was the feel of her gushing pussy juice, like water from the tap.
by Clit Whisperer November 6, 2012
mugGet the Wheat Poundermug.

Wheat Trough

1---"its like a water trough for horse but it has wheat in it" ---- definition by a mental patient i worked with when i asked him what a wheat trough was.

2---alternative to calling someone a douche bag.

3---People with the first name Evan
"dude you are being such a wheat trough."

"what the fuck did you just do, did you pour that bag of wheat in the horse's water trough? hell yes i did, now its a wheat trough"

"God Evan sometimes you can really be a wheat trough."
by Harddrive January 13, 2009
mugGet the Wheat Troughmug.

Wheat Thicks

The unhealthy alternative to Wheat Thins. Used exclusively in "your momma so fat" jokes.
Your momma so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.
by row!dz December 25, 2009
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whole wheat

adj.- more sexy than usual.
"I'm feeling whole wheat tonight, Mom."
by g-spot August 14, 2003
mugGet the whole wheatmug.

sunset wheat

A type of beer that girly men like to drink.
Timbo drank all the sunset wheat while knitting.
by XtestmessageX June 19, 2008
mugGet the sunset wheatmug.

mini wheats

sweet nickname for a person, of smaller stature.
by MikeMcLaughlin October 27, 2005
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cream of wheat

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.
I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".
by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009
mugGet the cream of wheatmug.

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