wheat belly

Bloated stomach caused by digestive yeast and bacteria resulting from the consumption of wheat and other grains.

My wheat belly keeps me from getting dates.

by Ninilia February 02, 2017

Wheat Trough

1---"its like a water trough for horse but it has wheat in it" ---- definition by a mental patient i worked with when i asked him what a wheat trough was.

2---alternative to calling someone a douche bag.

3---People with the first name Evan

"dude you are being such a wheat trough."

"what the fuck did you just do, did you pour that bag of wheat in the horse's water trough? hell yes i did, now its a wheat trough"

"God Evan sometimes you can really be a wheat trough."

by Harddrive September 25, 2008

Wheat Thicks

The unhealthy alternative to Wheat Thins. Used exclusively in "your momma so fat" jokes.

Your momma so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.

by row!dz December 25, 2009

whole wheat

adj.- more sexy than usual.

"I'm feeling whole wheat tonight, Mom."

by g-spot August 14, 2003

sunset wheat

A type of beer that girly men like to drink.

Timbo drank all the sunset wheat while knitting.

by XtestmessageX June 19, 2008

mini wheats

sweet nickname for a person, of smaller stature.

Rob Mclaughlin = Mini Wheats

by MikeMcLaughlin October 19, 2005

cream of wheat

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.

I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".

by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009