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Wellfuck

An expression used when the absolute most terrible thing has happened to someone and the realization that you or anybody else cant do a damned thing about it.
You ask a guy to help you with your car because its having problems. He gets in the car after fixing it and takes off with your wallet, phone, and laptop inside. You yell for help, but soon realize that there is no one around. So the only thing to do is silently utter to yourself, Wellfuck.
by Tricky Bad August 25, 2011
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Hey, well you know...

What you say when you don't wanna lie or tell the truth
Mike: Yo I seen you with Brooke a few times, what you do?
Johnny: Just chill at her house
Mike: and...
Johnny: Hey, well you know...
by Sammyjose January 13, 2010
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All Too Well

Taylor Swift's masterpiece of a song. Well known for its 10 minute duration. Since Americans will measure with anything but the metric system, All Too Well is now a unit of measurement that means 10 minutes.
Her: "My parents aren't home today ;)"
Me: "I'll be there in 6 All Too Well's"
by Matt_Errorrr December 16, 2021
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Well. fuck

When something bad is about to happen to you and you know you deserve every bit of it, but still weren't expecting it. This is what you say
-Hey charlie -Yeah? -I'm gonna kill you now. -Well. fuck
by lurkinthedark August 29, 2010
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wellered

Having a 4 some with 3 guys and one girl. Other terms like 2/3 wellered or inverse welleredare commonly used in reference to this word.
Sanchez: we just wellered that bitch.
Rafael: NO WAY!
Sanchez: yeah shes a wart-balled penismagnet
by ass plugger January 16, 2009
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Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
by DougieT May 30, 2006
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Well bad

Chav-teen speak for something bad, or more commonly slightly embarrassing to the rest of us but a major faux pas to a chav.
Pacifically, he is wearin last years trainers like a pikey, innit, that is well bad!
by ..wil August 3, 2007
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