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Western Union

Money transfer service designed to rip you off of your hard-earned savings.

Western Union is suspected of covering up a massive fraud involving false rentals, particularly in the London area.

NEVER, EVER USE western union!!! You'd be safer sending your money via a demented homing pidgeon.
Customer: Good morning, my name is Customer and it seems my money has disappeared into thin air. Control code is 123456987. Could you check, please?"

Western Union Customer Care: "No, we can't. We're too busy spending your money on pot and whores."
by bloodymurdererhahaha March 4, 2009
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Weezer-bix

when you listen to the awesome band Weezer in the morning.
instead of weetabix which is a breakfast cereal. so its Weezer-bix

#ashleighp.madethis!
*early morning*
person 1: hey, im listening to Weezer
person 2: so you have had your Weezer-bix this morning?
by deckheddzzzz November 17, 2011
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Weener Wrap

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice
Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again
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Weezer

A band only virgins listen to- a representation of someone's virginity.
I still listen to weezer, sadly. but hopefully I won't after my night with Suzie tonight.
by AA1D3NN October 12, 2020
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Weeder

Oh man have you seen Pedro?? He now has a weeder girlfriend and... the munchies! He is so fat!
by MikDick February 2, 2009
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Weezer

A person who thinks they are cool but are not.
Jimmy is such a weezer.
by booksofwords November 14, 2019
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weebery

"I study the art of WEEBERY!-Weeb"
by mraq1234 November 27, 2017
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