creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012

west weeding

The act of smacking a girl/guys butt in public

"mike was west weeding the girls in the party again"

by PinkPonyPower1 September 26, 2017

Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

The Burmese weeping dog's anus

When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth

After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus

by Melabetch March 26, 2016

Weeting

Is the merging of the two words:
Meeting and Willy, to suggest an upcoming, arousing event.

i.e. Sexual Intercourse.

"are you gonna be Weeting Dave tonight?"

"Maybe, at least this time i am prepared."

by Arousel April 10, 2010

Weeping Demon

From the same family of bodily functions as the Screaming Genie. The weeping demon is where you are vomiting and crying at the same time, looking in the mirror after to find tear tracks down your cheeks and vomit on your chin, giving the appearance of a weeping demon.

Dude, is that guy crying?
Give him a break, it's just a weeping demon. At least it's not a screaming genie.

by RKJT October 28, 2009

Weeping

The act of wiener peeping. Done by both male and females, by viewing a mans package hungrily.

Dude that girl at the bar was totally weeping you, bro.

by Daen Wiggan March 23, 2014