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Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.
Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?
Weekend ham by [Online name] July 16, 2019

weekend balls

Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".
OH MY GOD, bae, I just got a strong wiff of your weekend balls. PLEASE SHOWER.

Weekend Warrior 

Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.
Marine: You Active or Reserve?
Seaman: Reservist
Airman: You're a Weekend warrior?
Weekend Warrior by Chopped Up Cow December 8, 2021

Weekend swing-ethon 

Swingers who throw a weekend party twice a year dedicated to sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
My wife and I had a hot weekend at the swingers Weekend swing-ethone party last week. It was held at the lavish 101-swing-club in Beverly Hills.
Weekend swing-ethon by DW007 September 15, 2012

Weekend Pudge 

The small amount of pudge on your stomach that didn't exist before the weekend. Usually only noticed by people that normally have little or no pudge. Weekend pudge often results from being high all weekend and not caring about what you eat, even though you're normally a healthy eater.
Man, that dank gave me the munchies all weekend long and now I've got some weekend pudge :(

Weekend to Weekend 

Surviving off of the breaks and reliefs of the weekends; like paycheck to paycheck
Guy: Dude, I'm so tired!

Dude: Me too, I'm practically living weekend to weekend!