Magic Waters

The shittiest water park in Cherry Valley (near Rockford) Actually the shittiest waterpark in the world. Working there sucks more than attending.

Filled with Mexicans, all the time. Sometimes they are clothed, sometimes wearing swimsuits.

I just took a Magic Waters dump.

by Johnny Benjamin April 16, 2009

roger waters

The driving creative genius behind Pink Floyd. He played bass, he wrote the songs, he wrote the lyrics, came up with the concepts, was the best singer, held together and then ripped apart the band, and (last but not least) was the only member of Pink Floyd to have any trace of personality and charisma. Yeah, he was somewhat of an asshole toward his former bandmates, but hey, when you're just THAT good, you are allowed to throw around a bit of ego. After he left the rest of Pink Floyd went on to cobble together a couple of half-assed albums that lacked any semblance of creative integrity. After Roger Waters left, Pink Floyd was reduced to a sprawling, bloated train wreck that was embarrassing to watch and listen to (think "Dogs of War"). Roger himself went on to release three of the most underrated albums ever. "Radio Kaos", "The Pros and Cons of Hitch-hiking", and "Amused to Death" are brilliant concept albums held together by great music and thoughtful lyrics. Unfortunately they will forever be absent from mainstream consciousness because they deal with subjects such as: human relationships, marriage and affairs, political engineering and the effect of technology on today's world, power struggles within society, the drive toward personal honesty, rather than deeper, more meaningful things people prefer such as: bitches, ho's and drugz.

Dude 1: Holy shit man, why are you walking around with a hard-on?? I can see it through your jeans!

Dude 2: Yeah, I'm listening to Roger Waters on my ipod, man. Step off.

by Sconz July 17, 2006

Gayle Waters-Waters

My husband and I had the same last name, but I still insisted on hyphenating it anyway.

Gayle Waters-Waters rules!

Gayle: You're calling me a liar Bonnie?

Bonnie: No, but frankly it's been a little difficult to trust you since that episode last summer.

Gayle: And what was that?

Bonnie: The one where you faked your own death to have an edible arrangement sent to your home.

Gayle: You watch your mouth in my house Bonnie!

by Dygmore March 2, 2020

touchy waters

British slang for a potentially sensitive or offensive thing, person or topic.

Dan: I think Winston Churchill was an amazing person.
Omar: Touchy waters, that. Some people might think he was a racist; which he was.

by LittleLukey-Poo1 June 13, 2020

purple waters

a group of friends that like balls and cum

"AYO come to the purple waters meet and greet!!"

by balls and cum man October 30, 2020

Trey waters

Trey is a very athletic person he cares for other people and can be sensitive when comes to sports he will make it far with sports and life if you have a friend named Trey keep him.

Trey waters hits a baseball 450 dead center

by davidperce March 25, 2021

Brendan Waters

Biggest mamook on jv lax

Brendan waters is such a mamook

by RSpencer44 April 29, 2021