person 1: Hey, my invisible friend talks to me, and they say you're a NERD!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!
by stewbobjimkirk April 22, 2009
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11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
*next week*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
*next week*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
by Harruxx ftw :) September 8, 2010
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A corrupt and brutal Native American and/or Lebanese individual . Known to abuse or kill people for fun and every second word is a threat of pain or harm. Endorse violence and trouble, and are often starting fights in the Western suburbs of Melbourne. Wardan's having unbelievably short tempers and will snap at the smallest of things.They control and run most of Essendon, Strathmore, Pascoe Vale and Tullamarine and they travel in numbers making them untouchable. The boys associate with gangs and high-profile criminals and are constantly being questioned by the 5.0. They know no pain or mercy and will slaughter anyone who gets in their way. In other words, don't mess around with them unless you have a death wish.
Boy 1: Ey, ain't they Wardans over there?
Boy 2: Yeah, fark.
Boy 3: C'mon, lets get the hell out of here.
Boy 2: Yeah, fark.
Boy 3: C'mon, lets get the hell out of here.
by Aussie58 April 23, 2011
Get the Wardan mug.Easily the largest community of officers in the United States Navy, SWOs drive ships, launch missiles, oversee safety procedures, control the public affairs outlook of ships, plan tactics, conduct safety inspections, make sure the engines are running smoothly, stand watches, maintain weapons caches, ensure smooth power flow, throw everyone around them under a bus so they can sleep and/or get promoted, cry nonstop, attempt to commit suicide but fail because they have absolutely no energy, and much more. Basically, they do everything on a ship with the notable exceptions of: sleep, have free time, and enjoy their life.
Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.
Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.
Navy Pilot: Hey guys, wanna go to a bar after work?
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)
by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011
Get the Surface Warfare Officer mug.Also known on Xbox Live as 'Modern Warfare 2: Fucking Shit Edition', it was soley marketed to Australian fans of the series who were anticipating something more than a fucking piece of shit.
Australians playing this game online against Americans will experience frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration and even more frustration after playing this fucking piece of shit as one of an Australian Xbox Live connoisseur's greatest fears eventuates in the form of a "lagiastus beastialus". Known simply as a lag beast, this will violently penetrate anyone choosing to abuse it.
Australians playing this game online against Americans will experience frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration and even more frustration after playing this fucking piece of shit as one of an Australian Xbox Live connoisseur's greatest fears eventuates in the form of a "lagiastus beastialus". Known simply as a lag beast, this will violently penetrate anyone choosing to abuse it.
*Sam is halfway through a match of Domination on Favela, enjoying himself in an Australian hosted game with a favourable 7 kills and 2 deaths*
Sam: "Gee, I really have enjoyed coming home to this. I am not dominating anyone, just enjoying a nicely paced game of Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition. Ah..."
*Host leaves game, which has a majority of 10 Australians and one annoyingly placed American within game. Game begins to relocate host*
Sam: "Hoho, fuck."
*Game restarts, the one American in the game is hosting. The American immediately kills Sam, a knife to the back*
Sam: "Huh."
*Sam dies again, this time as a result of a lag beast*
Sam: "Hmmm..."
*Again*
Sam: "Jew."
*Again*
Sam: "Jewslut!"
*Again*
Sam: "Argh fucking American ballsucking redneck gin faggots!"
*Again*
Sam: "Fuck... fucking Cod. Why in fuck's name am I playing this shit?"
*Again*
Sam: "Heherghh!!!!!!!!"
*Again, proceeding with a vehemently temperamental silence*
Sam: "..."
Sam: "Gee, I really have enjoyed coming home to this. I am not dominating anyone, just enjoying a nicely paced game of Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition. Ah..."
*Host leaves game, which has a majority of 10 Australians and one annoyingly placed American within game. Game begins to relocate host*
Sam: "Hoho, fuck."
*Game restarts, the one American in the game is hosting. The American immediately kills Sam, a knife to the back*
Sam: "Huh."
*Sam dies again, this time as a result of a lag beast*
Sam: "Hmmm..."
*Again*
Sam: "Jew."
*Again*
Sam: "Jewslut!"
*Again*
Sam: "Argh fucking American ballsucking redneck gin faggots!"
*Again*
Sam: "Fuck... fucking Cod. Why in fuck's name am I playing this shit?"
*Again*
Sam: "Heherghh!!!!!!!!"
*Again, proceeding with a vehemently temperamental silence*
Sam: "..."
by angry piece of shit November 20, 2009
Get the Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition mug.Water Warfare, unbeknownst to most, is a wargame/hobby played in a similar manner to Paintball, Airsoft, Nerf, & Laser Tag, involving pressurized water guns, balloons, refill bottles, balloon launchers, hoses, buckets, and/or other water dispensing equipment. T he game as a whole is generally restricted to close quarters combat, resulting in demanding, fast paced games that require different tactics & strategies.
Counting hits can be tricky, w/ a few ways to do it. Worn targets may be used, or the honor system relied upon. Despite tricky water approximation, most groups work w/ the honor system. Objectives can be anything from elimination to capture-the-flag, & games are played almost anywhere outdoors by anyone. The equipment also costs far less than for other wargames.
Assassins is also often played w/ water guns, but these games are Assassins, not Water Wars. Assassins is no more of a Paintball game when played w/ markers than it is a water war w/ water guns.
Tryhards & tough guys often look down upon Water Warfare, stating preference to the more expensive war games simply because "they hurt", as if that makes them tougher. Others are insecure, thinking that carrying a water gun makes them childlike. However, many dislike Water Warfare for legitimate reasons, such as the difficulty of counting hits & the close-range constraint. The nature of Water Warfare combat is very distinct from other games which some enjoy & some do not, though many have never played it.
Counting hits can be tricky, w/ a few ways to do it. Worn targets may be used, or the honor system relied upon. Despite tricky water approximation, most groups work w/ the honor system. Objectives can be anything from elimination to capture-the-flag, & games are played almost anywhere outdoors by anyone. The equipment also costs far less than for other wargames.
Assassins is also often played w/ water guns, but these games are Assassins, not Water Wars. Assassins is no more of a Paintball game when played w/ markers than it is a water war w/ water guns.
Tryhards & tough guys often look down upon Water Warfare, stating preference to the more expensive war games simply because "they hurt", as if that makes them tougher. Others are insecure, thinking that carrying a water gun makes them childlike. However, many dislike Water Warfare for legitimate reasons, such as the difficulty of counting hits & the close-range constraint. The nature of Water Warfare combat is very distinct from other games which some enjoy & some do not, though many have never played it.
To prepare for Water Warfare in the summer, Bob built a water balloon shelter in his backyard, stocked with water refill bottles, CPS 2500's, Monster XL's, and a various collection of homemade PVC water cannons and water balloon launchers.
by t3hb1gb0i March 21, 2011
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1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models
2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"
Online play includes the following types of people:
1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.
2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.
3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models
2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"
Online play includes the following types of people:
1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.
2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.
3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."
Noob: I love playing modern warfare 2
Pwner: You aren't playing!
Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)
Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.
Pwner: You aren't playing!
Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)
Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.
by NoobPwner1234xxxxxx March 6, 2010
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